Shut up bloggers, I totally hate you.
LB: That was your opening statement?!?!?!
PO: No, your honor, that was blogging.
See, the average blog is nothing more than a collection of pointless personal minutia and pictures of the blogger's cat dressed as Harry Potter. And suspiciously camouflaged links to a certain 1980s Rick Astley music video.
Bloggers are the root of all evil because they have reduced us to a first draft culture. Even something as meaningless and trivial as a ... as a wedding has a rehearsal. And yet these bloggers think that their unfiltered brain leakage is somehow changing the world. Well, it is, your honor, for the evil...er.
LB: Ultimate fighting or blogging? Which causes more brain leakage? When I think about it my teeth want to reach back and eat my brain.
| Lewis Black's Root of All Evil | ||||
| Ultimate Fighting vs. Bloggers - Opening Statements | ||||
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Legenda:
LB = Lewis Black
PO = Patton Oswalt, the man with high self-esteem and low center of gravity.
